Pippi Longstocking Sex Tape Coming Soon, Childhood Ruined

Remember little Pippi Longstocking? The adorable little freckle faced girl with those signature pig-tails? The girl who millions of boys around the world had a crush on?

Well, she is 39-years-old now and she apparently has a sex tape that is being shopped around. That’s right, Longstocking apparently likes to get her freak on and film herself while doing so.

Her real name is, “Tami Erin” and she apparently lets it all hang out in this tape. TMZ has reportedly seen the video and they claim it looks like the film was taped very recently. They also say she can be seen in several different sexual situations, and that an “unidentified” penis makes several guest appenisances.

Apparently no one has purchased the tape as of yet, but you can bet that someone will. If someone wanted to watch Octomom pleasuring herself, you can bet that someone wants to watch Pippi Longstocking have sex.

This just ruins my day. I mean, I understand she is all grown up now, but I don’t want to see little Pippi having sex! That’s almost worse than Miley Cyrus fingering herself with a giant foam finger on national television.

What is wrong with this world?  High gas prices, child stars turning bad and cereal boxes no longer have prizes inside of them anymore.

Life sucks.