Snooki Claims Weight Loss Was Completely Natural

Obviously, everyone has seen the new and improved Snooki. She’s been hitting the gym religiously for a long time now, and it has certainly shown.

Take a look at the two photos down below and you’ll get an idea on just how much weight she lost.

Since working out and eating healthier, Snooki claims she has lost a total of 50 pounds! The new Dancing With the Stars cast member has dropped from 146 pounds to a tiny 96 pounds.

And while 96 pounds sounds like it is too skinny for a 25-year-old woman, Snooki wants everyone to remember that she is basically a midget,

“People are jerks. I don’t look emaciated. I look healthy! My arms still jiggle when I wave! I’m 4-foot-9, which is the size of a third-grader. Weighing 96 pounds is normal for me!”

There have been rumors going around that she used laxative binges to help her lose some of the weight, but Snooki has denied doing anything like that. She wants everyone to know that she lost her weight the healthy way, she didn’t take any shortcuts.

You know what? I believe her. She’s always posting pictures of her at the gym, why is it so hard to believe that she lost all the weight the right way? People think Snooki is this dumb little girl, but you can tell it’s all just an act.

Don’t let her fool you, she’s actually really smart. She doesn’t want you to know it because it would be bad for her image.

Isn’t that sad? That people have to act stupid in order to get famous in this country? If Snooki went on the Jersey Shore and did nothing but read books and talk about the conflict in the Middle East, she wouldn’t be where she is at today.