Televangelist Joel Osteen Sends Out Amazing Unintentional Sexual Tweet

You all know Joel Osteen as that smiling businessman  preacher you always see on television. He’s also a bestselling author and the proud owner of a $10.5 million mansion. That’s right, a $10.5 million mansion. Apparently, spreading the word of God pays more than one might think.

Anyway, Joel Osteen has a Twitter account and on that Twitter account he usually sends out inspirational messages to all of his sheep. Well, a few days ago, Joel Osteen sent out the tweet you see down below and then quickly deleted it after realizing how dirty it sounded…

Hahaha, isn’t that just the greatest thing you have seen today? I mean, he’s not wrong! A friend that helps you rub it out is really a true friend.

This tweet got me wondering if there were any other similar tweets on his account and it turns out there were a few more questionable tweets…

Ah, yes! And where you finish is quite important as well.

Something to remember the next time you are participating in a threesome.

The next time you are giving or receiving a blow job just remember that God is watching you and he likes what he sees.

Oh and make sure you all buy Joel’s book. It will help your life and will help him save up for his next mansion. It’s a win for everyone.