Everything You Need To Know About The Golden Globes In One Post!

If you have looked at any news/entertainment site today, then we’re sure you know the Golden Globes took place last night. Every damn post is about someone’s dress, someone’s “I didn’t win” face and who had the best speeches.

We understand that you don’t have time to worry about what Emma Stone wore or what adorable things Jennifer Lawrence did. So, we’re going to get straight to telling you who won, and we’ll throw in some GIFs along the way.

Click on the “read more” link to find out the list of winners…

Best supporting actor in a motion picture

• Jared Leto, “Dallas Buyers Club” — WINNER
• Barkhad Abdi, “Captain Phillips”
• Daniel Brühl, “Rush”
• Bradley Cooper, “American Hustle”
• Michael Fassbender, “12 Years a Slave”

Best supporting actress in a motion picture

• Jennifer Lawrence, “American Hustle” — WINNER
• Lupita Nyong’o, “12 Years a Slave”
• Julia Roberts, “August: Osage County”
• June Squibb, “Nebraska”
• Sally Hawkins, “Blue Jasmine”

Best actor in a motion picture, musical or comedy

• Leonardo DiCaprio, “The Wolf of Wall Street” — WINNER
• Christian Bale, “American Hustle”
• Bruce Dern, “Nebraska”
• Oscar Isaac, “Inside Llewyn Davis”
• Joaquin Phoenix, “Her

Best actress in a motion picture, musical or comedy

• Amy Adams, “American Hustle” — WINNER
• Julie Delpy, “Before Midnight”
• Greta Gerwig, “Frances Ha”
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus, “Enough Said”
• Meryl Streep, “August: Osage County”

Best motion picture, musical or comedy

• “American Hustle” — WINNER
• “Her”
• “Inside Llewyn Davis”
• “Nebraska”
• “The Wolf of Wall Street”

Best actor in motion picture, drama

• Matthew McConaughey, “Dallas Buyers Club” — WINNER
• Chiwetel Ejiofor, “12 Years a Slave”
• Idris Elba, “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom”
• Tom Hanks, “Captain Phillips”
• Robert Redford, “All is Lost”

 Best actress in a motion picture, drama

• Cate Blanchett, “Blue Jasmine” — WINNER
• Sandra Bullock, “Gravity”
• Judi Dench, Philomena”
• Emma Thompson, “Saving Mr. Banks”
• Kate Winslet, “Labor Day”

Best motion picture, drama

• “12 Years a Slave” — WINNER
• “Captain Phillips”
• “Gravity”
• “Philomena”
• “Rush”

There you have it, folks. Wasn’t that easy? You found out the winners, saw some funny GIFs from the show and now we can all move on with our lives.

By the way, Matthew McConaughey? What the f–k?