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Kim Kardashian Leaks Breast Milk And Talks About Kanye West “Shooting” Her In The Eye (PHOTOS)

Have you been keeping up with the Kardashians lately? No? Well, lucky for you, it is my job to keep up with the Kardashians. And while most of their show is filled with them checking their a** out in the mirror, there are still a few entertaining moments.

For example, the latest episode of, ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians‘ was surprisingly entertaining. First, Kim started to tell Khloe about how she accidentally squirted hand sanitizer in her eye.

“I opened up a bottle of hand sanitizer, and it squirted right in my eye and burned my eye.” She complained to her sister. However, Khloe didn’t seem to feel sorry for her, “Aren’t you used to that? When Kanye …” Khloe replied. Kim nodded to confirm what everyone was thinking.

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Sounds like Kanye needs to work on his aim. If I remember correctly, even that creep Ray J was considerate enough to not get “it” in her eye. I can just imagine Kanye’s face when it happened…

It’s okay, man. Mistakes happen.

Anyway, the episode got even more entertaining when Kim Kardashian randomly started to leak breast milk…

This completely freaked out her brother, Rob. “What the f–k? That weirds me out. For real.” He said once he noticed what was going on. He then stormed out of the room. After laughing about it, Kim finally apologized, “”Okay, sorry. Sorry guys.”

I don’t know about you, but I have the strangest boner right now.