The Lovely Amy Schumer Reminds People That She Can Catch A Dick Whenever She Wants

‘Catching Dick‘ sounds like it could be a terrible disease spreading through every public restroom in the world. But thankfully, it’s extremely rare to catch Dick, and it’s usually not fatal, unless of course you have a weakened immune system or a sensitive gag reflex.

Stand-up comedian, actress and just overall amazing person Amy Schumer got her Trailblazer award during the 2015 Glamour U.K. Women of the Year ceremony. And during her speech, she made it clear that catching a dick isn’t a problem for her. It’s simply not a challenge. She could snap her fingers and a mountain of dicks would be waiting outside her door.

I love the way Ellie was like, thank you for loving real people and she’s like a f–king supermodel. I’m probably, like, 160 pounds right now and I can catch a dick whenever I want. Like, that’s the truth. It’s not a problem.

That’s such a great quote, “I’m probably, like, 160 pounds right now and I can catch a dick whenever I want.” If that was on a t-shirt, I’d probably wear it, and I don’t even want to catch dicks.

Amy added that she’s not going to apologize for who she is…

I’m not going to apologize for who I am, and I’m going to actually love the skin that I’m in. And I’m not going to be striving for some other version of myself.

Damn straight. We like this version just fine.