Charlie Sheen Attacked And Choked By Neighbor Lady In Odd Dispute

Are you still “winning” if you were choked by your 47-year-old neighbor lady? We’re not sure. 58-year-old Charlie Sheen is apparently mortal enemies with his neighbor.

On Wednesday, she reportedly walked over to his home, knocked on his door, and then pounced on him the moment he opened the door. She ripped his shirt and started to choke him. Eventually, he was able to get away and she walked back home.

Sheen called the cops and paramedics. He was checked out and didn’t need to go to the hospital, but police did arrest the woman, and we’re assuming she was booked for assault.

It’s not the first time the actor has had an issue with the woman, insiders added. Sheen reportedly told cops that the same woman squirted some sticky liquid on his car recently, and dumped trash in front of his door the day before the attack.

Damn. We don’t want to victim blame, but you have to wonder what Sheen did to piss off this lady so much. He had to do something, right? Loud music? Visitors parking in front of her driveway? Not picking up his dog’s poop? Who knows.

Let’s just hope this doesn’t impact Sheen’s sobriety. Last week, he announced that he’s been sober for nearly six years.

Next month I’ll be six years sober. I have a very consistent lifestyle now. It’s all about single dad stuff, and raising my 14-year-old twin boys Max and Bob. I wake up around 5 in the morning to get an early jump on the news, work out, answer emails and help my kids get ready for the day.