Chris Rock Gave Sex Tape To Dying 15-Year-Old?

During a recent webisode of Jerry Seinfeld’s pet project, “Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee” Chris Rock revealed that he gave the Pamela Anderson sex tape to a terminally ill teenage boy,

“I had a Make a Wish kid, like a 15-year-old kid dying of cancer, and I snuck him the, uh, Pam Anderson sex tape.”

The news seemed to please Jerry who took his hands off the steering wheel and started to clap. Chris Rock informed Jerry that sadly the kid is dead now and that is when Jerry replied with, “But he lived a little more.”

Honestly, I’m not sure how to feel about this. On one hand, I think it’s completely awesome that he would do something like that. However, I also think it’s kind of sad that the 15-year-old boy left this world with the image of Tommy Lee’s schlong in his head. I can only hope the teenager realized that Tommy Lee was blessed.

But at least he got to see Pamela Anderson’s boobs before he died. That’s really one of the best gifts you can give a dying 15-year-old boy. Boobs, Mountain Dew and more boobs. That’s pretty much what every 15-year-old boy thinks about, at least that is what I thought about when I was 15.

Hell, it’s still what I think about.