‘Anger Management’ Star Charlie Sheen Could Use Some Anger Management, Calls Out Rihanna On Twitter!

Once a month Charlie Sheen picks out a lucky person to rant about on Twitter, and every month his rants get a little stranger. This month, Rihanna was the victim. The 48-year-old actor went off on Rihanna the other day after she refused to meet Sheen and his porn star fiancee Brett Rossi at a restaurant.

Apparently, Sheen took his special lady out for a birthday dinner at Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica on Wednesday night. After all, this lady is a porn star. She deserves the best, right? That’s why she is engaged to the brilliant Charlie Sheen. You know, the dude who made millions of dollars just by wearing ugly shirts and making fun of his dorky ‘brother’ for eight years.

Apparently Sheen’s sex slave found out Rihanna was eating at the same restaurant and wanted to meet her. So, Sheen was like, “Don’t worry, Lovebug. I got this. I’m Charlie Sheen.”

He allegedly put in a request to meet the 26-year-old singer, but his request was denied. Sheen was not happy about it. When he woke up Thursday morning, he released a long rant on Twitter.

“Well, the word we received back was that there were too many paps outside and it just wasn’t possible at this time. Nice impression you left behind, Bday or not. Sorry we’re not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess. (or in this case the Village idiot)’”

He didn’t stop there. He also made fun of the way Rihanna was dressed.

“Oh and Rihanna, Halloween isn’t for a while. But good on you for testing out your costume in public. It’s close; a more muted pink might be the answer, as in: none.”

There is more, but you should get the point by now. He was mad. Rihanna fired back on Twitter.

And of course, Charlie Sheen just had to respond. He issued the following statement to TMZ.

“Dear Ms. Rihan-
oh wait, no last name,
Okay, Dear R –
clearly English is NOT
your primary language.

Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I’m flattered.
And secondly;
do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle.
But beware of the
rats and the snakes.
They stir with folly
awaiting your tepid advance,
in the shadows…”

Oh, what a clever man. He might have a way with words, but I am on Rihanna’s side in this battle. Mainly just because she can do this…

I’ll always take her side.