Samuel Jackson’s Avengers Script Stolen!

If there was anyone that I would think twice about stealing a script from, it would be Samuel L. Jackson.  Did you not see Pulp Fiction?

Well someone has swiped Samuel Jackson’s script from the Avengers.  This person has some balls, they are trying to sell the script to the highest bidder (I only bid $10, I ain’t Perez Hilton….yet).

How do you know it’s the real script?  There’s freakin’ pictures!!!

When a script is leaked the consequences to the film could be huge.  Would you go see a movie if you read about the plot including the ending on this blog?

According to Film Fan Review, they have already stopped production and started to rewrite.  The cost of doing this could be huge!!!

There are several reasons why production should not be halted, for one the script was stolen from L.A. not where filming has been actually takng place in Aluquerue so it has been possibly altered a few times already.

Rest assured the magnitude of this project, the sensitivy of the comic book demographic, rest assured everything will be done to make sure next summers premiere will be spectacular!

I say we integrate some Pulp Fiction into the Avengers:

JULES (Samuel Jackson): Pigs are filthy animals.  I don’t eat filthy animals.

VINCENT (John Travolta): Yeah but bacon tastes good.  Pork chops taste good.

JULES (Samuel Jackson): Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know’ cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy mother-Fu**ers.  Pigs sleep and root in sh**. That’s a filthy animal.  I ain’t nothing that ain’t got sense enough to disregard his own feces.

Where’s that Pulp Fiction DVD?

-Cosmo