Levi Johnston says Sarah Palin Had a Cougar Crush on Him

With all the Sarah Palin Hoopla, Levi Johnston has found a way to make himself relevant again.  He says that Sarah had a “Cougar Crush” on him.

After a tell all Sarah Palin book has been released, Levi will follow suit by releasing his tell all book about his life with ex-fiancee’ Bristol and the Palin clan.

The book is called “Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs”.

Great!  Is anyone really buying these freakin’ books?

In a recent interview Levi says,

‘Even growing up my friends would always say that [Palin would flirt], it seems kind of weird,’

‘Then one of my publishers said she had a cougar crush on me!’

‘I guess I’d say, yeah, I think she did now looking back and remembering what everyone said.’

‘She never touched me or anything like that! Now it kind of weirds me out thinking about it,

Just in case Palin was planning on running for president, between Levi’s book, and Joe McGinniss’ book – In the Rogue: Searching for The real Sarah Palin, she is racking up the dirt & rumors:

• She owns a Tanning bed
• She actually can’t load a gun
• She really loathes the outdoors
• He and her husband Todd barely speak.
• She had a one night stand with basketball star Glen Rice
• She snorted cocaine
• She had an affair with her husband’s business partner.

Introducing your next Republican Party candidate….Sarah Palin!!  I’m so glad that’s over with.

-Cosmo