Snooki Actually Lied – She is Pregnant and Plans to Make An Announcement with US Weekly!

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I stayed away from the Snooki rumor mill long enough, but now it’s starting to get serious.  So serious in fact that Snooki went on record denying the rumors.  She told Star Magazine,

“I definitely do want kids, but I’m not pregnant . . . Being pregnant should be a real thing and a happy thing, and I’m not.”

That is now being considered a business move, as her being pregnant would jeopardize the filming of her new show with J-Wow.  98% of the show is about Snooki getting drunk, without that the show will be  a snooz-fest!  How much “Waaaa, Waaaa” can the public actually take.

As of right now everyone thinks the father is Jionni LaValle who has been dating Snooki for a while now.  When MTV was asked about the pregnancy, their response was a standard,

The network doesn’t comment on series in production.

Long gone are the twitter shots of Snooki with her stomach out showing off her new body which adds fuel to the rumors.  In fact in most recent photos she appears to be hiding her stomach from getting photographed!! The New York Post says that Snooki would like to use the pregnancy as a way to boost her image, she says she would like to be the next Kloe Kardashian.

She is roughly 3 months which was just enough time to shop the story around.

I will stay watching this story.  There will be too people screaming Waaaa.

-Cosmo