Rihanna’s Sexy Armani Jeans Commerical – The Closest Most Men Will Get to Having Her in Bed! [video]

You can hate on her all you want…God knows I have been lately, but her management team is good.  They are working her until there is no more Rihanna left to work.  Movies, tours, remixes, and now Armani Jeans ads.  Why not?

THE COMMERCIAL – My Interpretation

Once I get past the bra and panty shots, it appears that RiRi can’t sleep.  She then takes her grandma’s phone of the hook so it doesn’t ring.  She is tossing and turning some more but to me it’s more like writhing…(if you know what I mean).  Then she sees a picture of a sink, it clues her in somehow to run the hot water at the sink.  When the steam floats up, voila’ – she sees the message of an early flight.  Now she can sleep but maybe she over sleeps.  Taking a full 5 seconds to pull the Armani Jeans up over her bum, she is now really late and thus has no time for a shirt.  She throws her jacket on, tata’s only in a bra, and she’s out.

The director was able to do all of that in a minute.  Pure Genius.  See for yourself!