Nicki Minaj

The Biggest Mistake On National TV – Niki Minaj on American Idol

F*CK That!

I swear if Nicki Minaj gets selected to be on American Idol, I am setting up a Facebook Page Against it.  I am not only boycotting the show, I’m going to sit down with the producers and smack some sense into somebody.  This is ridiculous.  If I was Mariah Carey I would be offended.  In fact I would quit.

Do you see Mariah’s bio?  It starts with:

In a career spanning over two decades, Carey has sold more than 200 million records worldwide, making her one of the best-selling music artists of all time.

You are going sit that musical legend next to Nicki Minaj? NO!  NO!  NO!  Minaj is all costume and gimmick no substance.  How can she judge Idol better then any of us?  In fact she can’t even write rhymes better then any of us?

Proof – how about some lyrics:

“Mac & cheese, six friend chicken her guts, and I’m killing these b*tches by fucking it up!”

If it wasn’t for Little Wayne and Drake, Minaj would be Putting Cheese on my burger.  I thought Britney Spears going to X-factor was a little suspect, but this is way out of control.  I’d rather you put Gilbert Gottfried up there yelling for an hour then this Stupid Hoe.

If there is a TV GOD out there, please take the time and stop this train wreck from coming down the tracks.  Sponsors – wake up and watch a Niki Minaj video.  Trust me, you do not want your brand associated with this flash in the pan, hot mess.

FOX, Get your act together – If not – I take this fight to twitter!!  YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

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