Kate Middleton is Pregnant

Kate Middleton’s Pregnancy Revealed Early Possibly due to Related Hospitalization.

I knew it.  Two weeks ago, I told you that Kate Middleton’s  ex roommate, Jessica Hay spilled the beans.  That was the first Kate Middleton pregnancy rumor that I ever reported and it was straight on point.  A bun is officially in the Royal Oven.

I’m not even sure why I’m so freakin’ excited.  I guess it’s because there has been so much speculation.  The news was confirmed by several media outlets today and their rep was forced to release a statement.  It read just like something in a fairy tale,

Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby, The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are delighted with the news.”

And…the Royal Penis Is Clean Your Highness!!  (Remember that from Coming to America??)

The news has been revealed before the traditional 12 week mark, which is unusual for celebrities.  My thinking is this was due to Kate being hospitalized and I’m sure they felt that they couldn’t keep things a secret any longer.  The Duchess was admitted to King Edward VII Hospital today in central London with hyperemesis gravidarum.  Basically she is having severe morning sickness that usually results in a lot of vomiting that could lead to severe dehydration.  The hospital will start giving her supplementary hydration and nutrients.

William is second in line for his father, Prince Charles’ throne.  The baby, weather a boy or girl due to new laws could be a likely heir to the throne.

The statement also said that Kate will remain in the hospital for several days,

“As the pregnancy is in its very early stages, Her Royal Highness is expected to stay in hospital for several days and will require a period of rest thereafter,”

If she is having this much trouble in the first trimester, it’s going to be a long 9 months.  If she’s like other pregnant women, she’s going to be a Royal pain in the Ass.