Flavor Flav Going to Court!

The incredibly talented Flavor Flav (tongue n cheek) is currently going through some rough times. He’s facing a trial on felony charges that he threatened his girlfriend’s 17-year-old son with a butcher knife during an argument with the family. Apparently, Flavor Flav wanted to taste a brand new flavor, the flavor of blood! Anyway, the 17-year-old son testified today and positively identified Flavor Flav as the man who chased him to the bedroom and stabbed a butcher knife through the door during the family argument back in October.

The teenager claims that Flavor Flav threatened to kill him, while standing just a few feet away from him with the knife still in his hand. The madness started over an argument between the boy’s mom and Flavor Flav. Apparently, the teenager didn’t like how Flavor Flav was talking to his mom and proceeded to wrestle Flavor Flav into a headlock. “You’re not going to talk to my mom like that.” the boy said.

Flavor Flav’s attorney claimed that his client was just acting in self defense when he grabbed a butcher knife from the kitchen, along with a pizza cutter and a steak knife. The arraignment is set for April 18 and Flavor Flav faces up to 12 years in prison if he is convicted.

Geez, a butcher knife, a steak knife and a pizza cutter? Sh*t, maybe the little guy was just hungry! After all, he has been looking even scrawnier than usual lately.