American Pie Star Has Terrifying One Night Stand.

Have you ever had a one night stand? Yeah? How did it go? Did you get up and make the person breakfast in the morning? Did you sneak away in the middle of the night? Or did you threaten to kill your one night stand partner with a knife? Eddie Kaye Thomas, best known for his role as ‘Finch’ in the American Pie movies just had the worst one night stand of his life.

It’s being reported that the SWAT team was called to his house after a chick he banged the night before threatened to kill him with a knife. They actually had to have a stand-off with the crazy chick for two hours! They eventually flushed her out with a bunch of tear gas, but not before she did a number on Eddie’s house. She reportedly smashed a guitar, a phone and a bunch of other sh-t in his house before cops managed to get her out.

 TMZ reports that a law enforcement source claims that Eddie just met the woman the night before at a local diner. He then brought her back to his house to have a little fun, and ended up getting a little more than he bargained for. The woman was checked out a hospital and then booked for felony vandalism.

Geez! Maybe it’s a good thing that I can never manage to land a one night stand. Here I was thinking I was some kind of loser, but really I am just really lucky! At least, that is what I’ll tell myself this weekend when I am eating ice cream all alone in my bedroom.