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Beyonce’s Tour rider Full of Ridiculous Demands

We all knew Beyonce was a diva, but this is just silly! According to a report from the Daily Star, Beyonce has a laundry list of demands while on tour. An “insider” heavily involved with the tour apparently spilled the beans to the website. The insider claims that Beyonce demands $900 drinking straws and hand-carved ice balls to suck on during her down time. According to the insider, Beyonce insists that everyone on the crew wear only 100% cotton. The $900 straws she demands are special titanium straws that are used to drink a special alkaline water that is to be served at exactly 21 degrees.

And if all that doesn’t sound crazy enough…there is more! All her dressing rooms must have freshly painted white walls, a brand-new toilet seat and are you ready for this? She allegedly will only use red toilet paper! Not orange, not brown…red toilet paper.  A source claims,

“She’s extremely regimented and is taking everything extremely seriously, so she expects her list of demands to be adhered to.”

What the hell? Why would anyone need “hand-carved” ice balls? Buy a freaking ice tray and suck on regular ice cubes, hand-carved? Get out of here with that. That’s still not as weird as red toilet paper, though. I’ve never even seen red toilet paper, is this some sort of thing that I am not aware of? Has there been some study that says your butt crack prefers red toilet paper? I don’t get it.

I hope this report isn’t true.