How Much Does Jay-Z Spend on Jeans?

Okay, so the HuffingtonPost ran a short little article about Jay-Z and his jeans. Now, I wasn’t going to talk about it, ‘cause who the f–k cares? Why the heck should I care how much Jay-Z spends on his jeans? However, something they said in the article really grabbed my attention.

The article talks about how Jay-Z was seen going to a movie with Beyonce, and he happened to be wearing his ‘G-Star New Riley 3D Loose Tapered in Plate denim.’ And with a name like that, you’d expect the jeans to cost an arm and leg, But then they say not so fast! The jeans actually only cost about $220!

Only? Sh-t. If I spent $220 on a pair of jeans, I wouldn’t be able to eat for the next month. I’d lose 10 pounds and I would have to buy another new pair of jeans. If I spent $220 on a pair of jeans, I’d lock those jeans in a safe and only wear them to weddings and funerals. If I spent $220 on a pair of jeans, I’d give them a f–king name and their very own room. If I spent $220 on a pair of jeans, I’d wash them in holy water and dry them with the hands of the devil.

I’m pretty sure that all of my clothes combined aren’t worth more than $220. You know what my pair of jeans are called? Jeans! No G-Star…3D loosey-goosey bullsh-t. They are just jeans. They keep my legs covered and that is all that matters.

And this ends my pointless rant on jeans. Thanks for listening.