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Cher Apologizes To Amanda Bynes

You may remember that Cher got into a little twitter feud with Amanda Bynes last month, which is not all that surprising. Who hasn’t Amanda Bynes attacked on Twitter? Last month she called Cher an “ugly flop” and Cher responded by asking who the f–k is Amanda Bynes?

Apparently, she honestly didn’t know who Amanda was because she is now apologizing for unintentionally “dissing” Bynes. She told E! News the following,

“I never understood the thing about not saying you’re sorry because it’s so easy. It doesn’t take any time and it just dissolves all the bad feelings. It just lets it go, and we can’t hold on to that kind of stuff. It makes you sick.”

She has a good point, but it doesn’t seem like Amanda is taking her advice. I’m pretty sure Amanda hasn’t apologized for anything she has said on Twitter. And I doubt she will ever, well, until she comes out and admits this whole thing was just an act.

Speaking of Amanda Bynes, she said something amazing on Twitter again yesterday. She expressed that she wants a million dollars a year. Why does she want a million dollars a year? Well, I’ll just let her tell you herself,

“I Want A Million Dollars A Year For Illegally Having My Mind Read And Privacy Stolen.”

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I’m sorry, what? It looks like she just said that she wants a million dollars a year for having her mind read? Who exactly is reading her mind? I’d like to meet this superhuman who has the ability to read minds. That person is the one who should be getting a million dollars a year, not Amanda Bynes! She should be paying for such a premium service.

Anyway, getting back to Cher, she also explained in her interview with E! News that she feels sorry for these young celebrities,

“I feel a lot of compassion for these young kids that are growing up that don’t really understand exactly what’s going on. It’s really rough. That’s why I do a lot of tweeting… I feel kind of like a mother. It’s something that gives them a little insight into things and it doesn’t make them think that all grownups are the enemy.”

Well, doesn’t she just seem like the sweetest person, ever? How dare Amanda call her ugly! I don’t think Amanda really meant it, though. How do I know? Well, because I can read minds…dundundun!