Kate Middleton Is Now In Labor

Call in sick to work, let the nanny take care of your kids and don’t leave your house! Kate Middleton is reportedly now in labor!

The Buckingham Palace has confirmed that Kate has been checked into St. Mary’s Hospital in Paddington. The birth of her first child could come at any moment now, and the whole world waits with much anticipation. She appears to have picked a good hospital to have her baby at. St. Mary’s Hospital was the birthplace of Prince Harry and Prince William.

The sex of the baby is not yet known, as they have decided they want to be “surprised.” A spokesman for the couple told the media that, “Things are progressing as normal.” Once the baby is born, then queen will be notified and then the public will be notified by a bulletin that will be posted on an easel directly in front of Buckingham Palace.

And since this is 2013, as soon as the bulletin is posted, there will also be an officially statement posted on Twitter. The bulletin and statement will reportedly reveal the baby’s weight, gender and the time of birth.

I’m trying really hard to care about this, but I just can’t. I know people go crazy for this royal stuff, remember their wedding? I think the world stopped that day. I just don’t get the appeal,  but I don’t get a lot of things.

Don’t let me ruin your fun.