Rihanna Shows Off Penis Purse On Instagram

Everyone knows that Rihanna is one extremely classy lady. She’s always so modest, respectful and incredibly mature. She is a great role model for young women all over the world.

Sorry about that. I had me a big bowl of sarcasm this morning and had to wash it down with some haterade.

Anyway, Rihanna is not afraid of pushing the envelope and her latest accessory proves that. The 25-year-old singer posted the image you see down below on her Instagram account with a caption that reads, “Super impressive! Thank you to my Westwood family!! #VivienneWestwoodLondon.”

Ah, what a beautiful penis purse that is! I wonder if she got the one that came with the special ball sack wallet? I hear that it even has real hair on it!

I can’t help but wonder what the purpose of having a penis purse is. It’s not like you can just use that in everyday life. She’s not really going to take a penis purse to Costco, right? Because that would just be weird.

What if some thief stole her purse one day and she was forced to describe it to the police?

Officer: What does your purse look like?

Rihanna: A penis…

Officer: A what? It sounded like you said a penis.

Rihanna: Yeah, it had a penis on it.

Officer: Approximately how large was the penis? Was it detachable?