Robin Thicke Is Creepy, Talks About Penis Size

Robin Thicke continues to just get creepier and creepier every single day. The 36-year-old singer and professional creep talked with Elle magazine recently and he talked about his penis, of course.

He was asked about his lyrics in “Give It 2 U” and he tried to explain what it all meant…

“In ‘Give It 2 U’ it’s more of a comment of swagger. Like, I’m big d–k swingin’. We joke around. If someone’s got a great outfit on, it’s like, ‘Oh, you’re big d–k swingin’ tonight.”

Hahaha, what? I need to get out more because I’ve never heard of such a thing. If I said that to one of my friends, I’m pretty sure they would never speak to me again.[more…]

Anyway, Robin then took this opportunity to talk more directly about his penis,

“Listen, compared to my son, I’m packing. If I’m next to LeBron James? It’s probably not quite as impressive.”

Alrighty then. I’m not sure what that is supposed to mean, but I’m getting tired of talking about Robin Thicke’s penis. What am I supposed to tell someone if they ask me what I did today?

“Oh, not much. I just wrote a story about Robin Thicke’s penis, you know, the usual.”

I’m sure that will go over well.