The Kardashian Family Christmas Card Looks Nothing like a Christmas Card

Well, the Christmas season is here, which means the Kardashian “family” released their highly anticipated Christmas card for 2013.

The strange photo was shot by David LaChappelle and it makes no f—king sense to anyone. I don’t really know anything about the Illuminati, but I am 100% positive there is some Illuminati sh-t going on in the back of that card somewhere.

Kendall Jenner tweeted out the photo you see down below…

You can view a larger picture of the card by clicking this link. It will open in a new window, so you won’t leave us prematurely.


Anyway, as you may have noticed, a lot of the Kardashian men are not in the photo. It doesn’t look like Rob is in there, Lamar is obviously not in there, Kanye West is missing and even Scott Disick.

Maybe they just refused to be in such a hideous creation. Can you imagine being a friend of the Kardashians and seeing this thing staring back at you in the mailbox? I’d never want to check the mail again!

This is just as bad as the people who dress up their pets for their Christmas card.