Bruce Jenner Becoming A Woman Update: Family Claims He’s Just Addicted To Plastic Surgery

We’re all wondering what the hell is going on with Bruce Jenner. There is no denying the fact that he’s starting to look more and more like a woman every single day. It’s not just some rumor the tabloids are spreading. There are several photos that show him looking like a 50-year-old lesbian woman.

You see? We’re not making this stuff up! He had surgery to smooth out his Adam’s Apple, he’s obviously done something horrific to his face and nose. His hair looks ridiculous and his tits are starting to become large that Youtube will probably ban any shirtless videos of him.

It’s pretty obvious that he’s becoming a woman, right? Well, not so fast! Family sources claim Bruce Jenner is just addicted to plastic surgery.

The source tells TMZ that Bruce is going through a mid-life crisis, and is having a hard time dealing with old age. The source called it a, “Michael Jackson-like obsession with plastic surgery.” Supposedly, his family has tried to tell him that he looked fine without the surgery, but he refuses to listen.

And they also say that Bruce is “super manly” because he loves sports, helicopters and cars. Apparently, women aren’t allowed to like any of those things. My cousin Tammy and her lesbian lover Olivia are going to be very disappointed to hear that.

Anyway, there is more news to report on Bruce Jenner. According to multiple sources, Bruce Jenner is quitting Hollywood. Sources claim he will not participate in Keeping Up with the Kardashians if it gets picked up for another season. He wants to focus on his kids and his golf career.

…and there is that whole becoming a woman thing. That will probably take up a lot of his time.