Chris Martin Denies Having Affair With Saturday Night Live Assistant

Ever since Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow announced their “conscious uncoupling” two weeks ago, affair rumors have surrounded the former couple.

Paltrow has been accused of having several affairs during her marriage with the Coldplay frontman. She allegedly had an affair with actor Donovan Leitch and billionaire Jeff Soffer. Of course, she denies the reports, but she would deny anything that could possibly make her look bad.

But don’t start feeling sorry for Martin. He was apparently sleeping around during their marriage, as well. A new report that came out over the weekend claims the 37-year-old had an affair with a TV assistant back in 2011.

Sources close to Saturday Night Live confirmed to the New York Post that Martin had a steamy affair with a young woman who worked for the NBC show three years ago.

“He was openly flirting with her at one of the show’s after-parties.” A source told the Post. The report suggests that everyone in the crew knew about the affair.

This report has forced a spokesperson for Martin to comment on the situation, “This is completely untrue, we totally deny it.”

We can’t say for sure who had sex with who, but it does look like Gwyneth and Chris were both cheating. Maybe they had an open relationship? We all know how well those turn out.

Martin: Hey, honey. I think you should let a different penis enter your vagina tonight!

Paltrow: Oh…my…that sounds lovely! What about your penis? Where will your penis go?

Martin: My penis will be fine! There are thousands of women out there who want my penis.

Paltrow: Okay! I’ll see you tomorrow!