Selena Gomez Is Addicted To Justin Bieber, Friends Consider Holding An Intervention

Selena Gomez is addicted, folks. She is addicted to the Biebs. What is the Biebs? It’s one of the most addicting drugs in the world.

Experts say the biggest users are teenage girls. If you are worried about your teenager being on the drug, there are side effects you can watch out for.

Obnoxious singing, uncontrollable crying, photos of a shirtless man/boy on their bedroom wall, a strange obsession with Canada and possibly even death.

21-year-old Selena Gomez is hooked on the drug, and her friends are really worried about her. A source told that they were planning an intervention, but knew it would just make her crave the Biebs even more.


“They’ve talked about staging some sort of intervention to get her away from him but at this point that would only push her closer to him.”

Sources say she reconnected with the drug back in Texas last month. Things were fine at first, but the happiness didn’t last long.

“Their relationship is as toxic as possible — they love each other, they hate each other, Justin hooks up with other girls. Plus, they keep hearing from friends and other people they’re close to to not hang out, which only makes them want to be together more. It is sordid, awkward and there is no end in sight. They are still going to be in each other’s lives and it will be all over the place.”

How tragic. Selena Gomez is a beautiful, talented and smart girl. She could do so much better than Justin Bieber. Of course, we say all this knowing nothing about their relationship. It doesn’t seem likely, but Selena Gomez could be the one causing all the problems.

What if she is the one cheating on Bieber? What if Bieber’s broken heart is causing him to do all this stupid sh-t? WHAT IF THEY MADE A CEREAL THAT TASTED EXACTLY LIKE COLD PIZZA?