Kris Jenner Admits No One Wants To See Her Naked, Addresses Bruce Jenner’s Sex Change

We have all seen the bikini photo of Kris Jenner that just seems to pop up everywhere. I once saw her bikini photo on a fake Facebook profile. That’s how popular the damn thing was.

But thankfully, Kris Jenner promised a bikini is where she draws the line. During a special appearance on KISS FM’s Kyle and Jackie O Show yesterday, the 58-year-old mother from hell promised she would never pose nude.

“Oh my God, no! I don’t think anyone wants to see me without any clothes on. The older you get, the harder it is. I love to work out and love to feel feel like I’m in shape … Last summer I posted those bikini photos because I thought it was so inspirational for someone in their fifties to have some motivation and say ‘wow’ anybody can put a bathing suit on.”

More power to her. She looks pretty damn fine for a 58-year-old. Obviously she had the help of a perfect angle, lighting and probably some fancy lotion that makes your skin glow, but she still deserves some credit.

She needs the male attention, especially since her estranged husband no longer wants to be a man. Kris Jenner tried to deny the reports yesterday on the radio show…

“That’s a story they’ve been writing since the Seventies, and I think they just keep regurgitating stuff … and the more sensational the headline they are going to sell magazines.”

Just admit it, Kris! He’s becoming a woman! You put Bruce Jenner’s face on Kris Jenner’s body, and you have one fabulous looking creature.

I’d hit it.