Taylor Swift Has A Boyfriend Checklist And You Probably Don’t Qualify

For all you guys out there who still want to date Taylor Swift, well, good luck! Unless you happen to be, rich, successful, incredibly handsome and close with your mother, then you can forget about ever dating the magical princess.

A source talked with recently and told the website that Taylor Swift has a long list of dating demands. She’s incredibly picky, and will not go on dates with people who don’t qualify first.

“She’s all about finding a new boyfriend but she doesn’t want just any guy, she wants the perfect guy. She’s made a really detailed list of what she wants and it’s so intense, there aren’t many guys out there that can live up to it.”

What exactly is on this list? Pretty much everything. Honestly, the list is so ridiculous. We hope this story is false, because if not, T-Swizzle is going to be T-Single for the rest of her life.


“She wants someone on her level when it comes to their career, plus, they have to be hot — like leading man hot. And she would love a guy that can speak at least two languages. She wants a guy that has at least one sister because she thinks it will make him a better boyfriend. He has to have a good relationship with his parents, especially his mom, but he can’t be a mama’s boy.”

Okay then. Does he also need a golden penis that shoots out chocolate milk on command? What a ridiculous list. What if his one sister is just a half-sister? Does it still count as having one sister? Or does his application get tossed out with the rest of them?