Silly Report of the Day: Selena Gomez Dumps Former BFF Taylor Swift Because She’s Too Boring

We are actually starting to feel sorry for Selena Gomez. The tabloids have been targeting the 21-year-old star ever since she deleted all her friends from her Instagram account.

The rumors are out of control at this point, and thanks to RadarOnline, you can add another silly rumor to the list. Radar claims Selena Gomez is done with Taylor Swift because she’s too boring. All she wants to do is bake cookies, according to the source.

“Taylor hasn’t talked to Selena since she started hanging out with Justin and the Jenner girls. Selena was also so damn bored with Taylor. She didn’t want to bake cookies or paint anymore. She was just so done with it all.”

What the f–k? Where do they find these sources, and how much do they pay them to make all this sh-t up? The source also added that Selena was mad at T-Swift because she’s been getting close with Lorde.


“On Selena’s side, she isn’t too happy with Taylor for befriending Lorde, especially after Lorde called Selena’s music out.”

All these reports are starting to give me a headache. I can’t remember which lie I am supposed to believe!

  1. Kylie Jenner sent Justin Bieber flirty text messages
  2. Selena Gomez and Kylie Jenner are still best friends
  3. Taylor Swift hates Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez and the Kardashians
  4. Selena Gomez doesn’t enjoy baking cookies anymore (who doesn’t like baking cookies?)
  5. Justin Bieber likes to wear women’s underwear

Okay, I might have made the last one up, but you still get my point. The rumors are just ridiculous. Any website can just make up a “source” and say anything they want. If they’re wrong about it, they will just blame it all on the source.

I want a source for all these sources!