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First Photos Of Kim Kardashian And Kanye West As Newlyweds! (PHOTOS)

Oh, no! Another story about Kim & Kanye’s wedding? Yes. Deal with it. It’s a big story, and you know you want to see photos of the two stars walking down the aisle. You’re no better than us! Just embrace the absurdity!

E! News obtained the first photos of the extravagant wedding in Florence, Italy. They managed to get their hands on the first kiss after saying “I do” at the Forte di Belvedere.

How adorable, right? The only thing missing is a photobomb from Jaden Smith as White Batman. Also, what is up with their infatuation with walls of flowers? They don’t even look pretty. It just looks like a giant wall of blue cheese.

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That’s the front of Kim Kardashian’s dress. Now, check out the back!

Hopefully she donates the fabric to a youth baseball field. Baseball infield tarps can be pretty expensive.

After Kim and Kanye walked down the aisle, they celebrated with their loved ones at the reception. According to the reports, they had a four-course meal and 7-tiered wedding cake. Bruce and Kris Jenner gave speeches during the reception, although, they probably couldn’t match Kanye’s 20-minute speech.