Nicki Minaj’s Nipple Almost Made Special Appearance At The VMAs Last Night!
After Nicki Minaj finished performing her new song, “Anaconda” she was supposed to do a quick outfit change to a black dress to finish performing on stage with Ariana Grande and Jessie J.
But the outfit change didn’t quite go as planned. The 31-year-old entertainer ran out of time and couldn’t get the dress zipped up, so she had to hold her tight dress with her hands while trying to rap and dance. After the performance ended, Nicki yelled, “You all know I had a wardrobe malfunction.” to reporters backstage.
And this morning, she went on her Instagram account to thank God for his role in keeping her nipples covered.
[more…]“God is good. As long as a nipple didn’t come out to play, I’m fine. Love my team. CASPER, Rushka, Adam, Oscar, Joyce, Gee… Many more to name but they’re all winners!”
I disagree with that. If God was good, he would have worked his magic and revealed her nipple. But seriously, it’s a little silly how one nipple could cause so much damage, but doing this for three minutes is perfectly fine.
The world just doesn’t make sense. No nipples, no profanity, but you’re good to go if you want to simulate sex with an invisible partner. I don’t understand life!
Show me some nipples.
