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Taylor Swift Buys Porn Site Domain Before Some Troll Uses It To Destroy Her Name

You have probably heard the rumors, and we are here to tell you that they are true. Taylor Swift really did buy TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult. She didn’t buy them in case her music career goes downhill, so don’t get excited thinking there is a chance you will be seeing Swift seductively eating a banana on camera.

She purchased the domains to protect her good name. You see, starting on June 1, anyone will be able to buy domains ending in .adult, .porn, and .sucks, as well as over 500 more options. The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers, the group responsible for this expansion, decided to give companies and celebrities the chance to buy domains before the general public.

CEO of ICM Registry, Stuart Lawley, spoke to CNN and claims Swift’s team already purchased TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult. It’s unlikely, but we are secretly hoping she does something hilarious with these domains. Just imagine some horny dude typing in “TaylorSwift.porn,” believing he’s about to see some Taylor Swift look-alike try anal for the “first time.”

But instead, he’s greeted with an hour-long video of T-Swift teaching her fans how to bake chocolate chip cookies. A man can dream, right?

Anyway, Taylor Swift isn’t the only one taking advantage of this presale. Microsoft purchased Office.porn and Office.adult. We are sure more companies and names will be coming out soon.