Charlize Theron Finally Realizes She Is Dating Sean Penn, Decides To End The Relationship

It’s over. Sean Penn’s magical run as the boyfriend of the beautiful Charlize Theron has come to an end. According to multiple sources, the 39-year-old actress decided to put an end to her midlife crisis. And yes, this thing she had with Penn was indeed a midlife crisis, studies show women have them earlier than men.

Theron and Penn first got together back in 2013; however, they had known each other for decades. Their relationship had always been platonic, but then that midlife crisis happened and Theron made Penn the luckiest man in the world. And surprisingly, they were able to keep their romance alive for almost two years.

Just one month ago, Charlize talked to Esquire about her relationship. During the interview, she claimed that she was a “very lucky” girl because Penn is hot.

She also talked about marriage…

The marriage thing is always so strange to me. I love the possibility of anything, but I’m really enjoying myself and the everyday moment and how that coincides with my son and my life and my friends. I’m a very, very, very lucky girl. Very lucky. He’s hot. He is hot.

As for Penn? Well, the marriage thing didn’t seem strange to him. When he talked with Esquire in March, he seemed pretty excited about the idea…

I’m surprised to be in love. Yes, I’d get married again. I’m in love with a woman and home is where the heart is, right?

Well, sh-t. Now I feel bad. Maybe they really did love each other? I’M SORRY FOR NOT TAKING THE RELATIONSHIP SERIOUSLY! I feel like a child going through a divorce.

Did they end things because of me?