Are You Kidding Me??? Frances Bean Cobain Ordered To Pay Ex $12k A Month In Temporary Spousal Support!

You want a six-figure income? Don’t worry about going to school or spending years mastering some skill. You don’t need any of that. What you need is to make an extremely wealthy person fall in love with you. That’s the key to success.

It worked for Isaiah Silva. The ex of Kurt Cobain’s daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, is laughing all the way to the bank. The judge working their divorce case has ordered Cobain to pay Silva $12,000 a month for the next 4 months.

In addition to the monthly payments, she’ll also throw in $15,000 toward his attorney fees. The only thing Silva had to do was leave the house they once shared together. And for $12k a month, we have to imagine that was a pretty easy thing to do.

This money is strictly temporary spousal support to hold Silva over during the next four months while the former lovers go through mediation. Cobain is hoping those payments will decrease once everything settles down, but Silva wants them to increase.

According to TMZ, he’s asking for at least $25k a month! If he actually gets that, you can expect to find me in my bedroom like this…

For those who don’t know, Cobain filed for divorce in March of this year. The couple got married in a secret wedding back in June of 2014, so they almost made it two years.

It’s going to be interesting to see how this all plays out. I can’t imagine this dude actually gets the $25,000 per month he’s asking for.

Heck, I think $12k is too high. Give him $2k a month and a gift card to Chipotle.