Britney Spears Goes Topless On Her Instagram To Prove She Didn’t Get A Boob Job? Uh…OKAY?
Apparently, if you want to see a woman’s boobs, all you need to do is start spreading a rumor that they had a boob job, and then they’ll just lift up their shirt to prove to you they didn’t.
At least that’s how Britney Spears handled the rumors. She’s been posting a lot of topless photos on her social media accounts recently, which has led to boob job/pregnancy rumors, but according to Spears, it’s simply because she wants to look at herself in her “purest form.”
She shared another topless shot on Monday, and this time included the lengthy caption you can read below:
No guys … I didn’t get a boob job in just a week … nor am I pregnant … I have boobs in these pics cause I devoured food ? Before I show you more pics of my body … I want you to understand my thoughts on exposing my skin. In my opinion it’s quite twisted the immediate response of when any woman is hot and they want to shed a layer … no … I’m not talking in a strip club or a performance … just on a practical scale of being in your car and realizing you’re wearing a stupid long sleeve shirt in the summer !!!!
The immediate reaction to any woman who does this after shedding a layer is DAMN I FEEL BETTER … therefore you think you look better !!! I’ve had a billion shows where I’ve done that and to my horror uhhh we’ll … sometimes I didn’t look so great … TOO MANY TIMES and it’s embarrassing as f*ck but in my imagination it felt great !!!!
There’s more to the caption, but that’s honestly all I could handle. I don’t know what’s happening in her mind. I think it’s safe to say she’s definitely in control of her social media accounts now.
I’m not sure where I stand on this whole Free Britney thing. Obviously I don’t think her dad should have any control over her because the dude is a money hungry douche. He’s hardly a father.
But at the same time, I’m not convinced Britney is 100% capable of running her own life. Hopefully the new people she has surrounded herself with are looking out for her. That’s really all you can hope for. She needs a good circle around her that’s not in it just for the $$$.
