Problems For The Rich: Kourtney Kardashian Cries After Breaking Her $1 Million Engagement Ring

Call me unromantic, but even if I had the money, my future bride would not be getting a $1 million engagement ring. That’s just way too much money to spend on an object that literally serves no purpose. I won’t even spend more than $100 on a pair of shoes, you think I’m gonna drop $1 million on a ring? Hell no.

But I’m not a Kardashian, and I don’t plan on ever marrying one.

On a recent episode of ‘The Kardashians‘ on Hulu, Kourtney Kardashian revealed a pretty traumatic experience for her. In the episode, Kris Jenner noticed Kourtney wasn’t wearing the ring Travis Barker gave her. She asked her about it, and that’s when Kourtney revealed it was getting fixed.

It’s probably one of the worst things I’ve ever done in my whole life. I was sitting on my floor folding sweatshirts. I took the ring off and I put it next to me on the floor, like thinking it would be safe right next to me. I had to get something up above in my closet, and when I stepped down, I stepped on the ring. I was hysterically crying in my closet for hours, and then I called Travis. I was like, ‘I did something really, really bad.’

Imagine one of the worst moments of your life being when you broke a $1 million engagement ring your rockstar boyfriend gave you. Also, imagine having a closet big enough to just hysterically cry in for hours without running out of oxygen.

“It really gave me like a nervous breakdown,” she admitted. But thankfully, Barker was cool about it and took the ring in to get repaired.

And admittedly, he worked hard on the design. Sources say he played a “really big part” in the design, which may have been why Kourtney felt so bad when she broke it.

Meanwhile, I’m just over here trying to keep my spirit from breaking every single day.