Breaking News: Bruce Jenner Still Looks Like A Woman!
Okay, that might not qualify as breaking news, but we just wanted to get in on the action. CNN has been reporting “breaking news” for the past week about the missing plane.
“Breaking News: Flight 370 is still missing! Let’s bring in our team of experts to talk about this new development.”
THAT’S NOT BREAKING NEWS, CNN! IT’S NOT! STOP F–KING SAYING YOU HAVE BREAKING NEWS WHEN YOU DON’T!
I’m sorry, I just had to get that out of my system. Let’s get to the important news of the day. Bruce Jenner was spotted out in public this weekend, and guess what? His hair is even longer now!
Check out the frightening photo down below…
Look at those healthy nipples trying to poke out of his shirt! You go on with yo’ bad self, Bruce! As you all know, Bruce Jenner is slowly becoming a woman. He had a surgery to reduce the size of his Adam’s apple back in February. We’re not sure if he still has penis, but we’re comfortable not knowing.
Of course, Bruce and his family deny reports that he’s becoming a woman. They’re obviously afraid to admit it. It’s kind of like when a fat person stares in front of the mirror naked, and thinks, “I’m not that fat!” And then a month later they’re having to wear Velcro sneakers.
