Photo of Steven Tyler after Shower Fall – Almost too Gruesome to Look At.

OUCH!!! That's Got to Hurt!

Yesterday we reported that Steven Tyler fell in the shower.  We reported that he had to have some stitches and he knocked out two front teeth.  What we failed to report was how CRAZY he looked after the fall.

He looked like he just called Mike Tyson the N word back in 1992.  He looked an “ugly” Jack O Lantern.  My God!!   He looked like the inspiration for the movie Mask. 

However, the 63 Year old still kept his word and performed last night.  He called into The Today Show with Matt Lauer to explain what happened and to also to set the record straight, that he wasn’t drunk!

‘I went in looking like Baryshnikov,and walked out looking like [boxer] Leon Spinks!’

‘Just quite frankly I passed out… I fell on my face, I woke up with the water running on me, not knowing where the hell I was.’

Lauer then asked, or suggested that maybe there was a substance abuse relapse.  Tyler was all over that with the quickness,

‘Being in the program I’m in, it’s something we have to accept. I went public with my problems only to address them straight on — people thinking [I relapsed] is natural and normal.’

‘It still bothers me a little, but it’s something I’ll have to deal with the rest of my life.’

The Show Must Go On!!

Steven’s daughter Mia thanked fans on Twitter for ‘all the love regarding my dad and his accident,’

I think she said it best when she tweeted,

 ‘My dad takes a lickin but always keeps on tickin. Can’t nothin bring down the Demon Of Screamin!’

Word!

COSMO