Brandon Jacobs Tells Gisele, “Shut Up and Be Cute” as 900 lbs of Butterfingers Get Dumpt in Boston’s Copley Square.

I knew it, Patriots and Patriot fans are pissed. Gisele committed a cardinal sin. There is an unwritten code of silence that Gisele had no intentions of obeying Sunday night.  Brandon Jacobs actually gave he supermodel some good advice.

Shut Up and Be Cute

This is all from her response of fans taunting her as she left the stadium and it was all caught on video.  They did hit her below the belt chanting,

“Eli Manning owns your husband.”

The Brazilian supermodel shouted back,

“You are supposed to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball, My husband cannot…throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

After the comments were made, well known sports personalities and newspaper columnist began to weigh in..

Margery Eagan – Boston Herald

“Super Foot in her Super Mouth again,”

Ross Bernstein – Best selling sports author

“If the player breaks these codes he becomes like a cancer, He’s not going to be long for the team because he’s going to disrupt the chemistry of the locker room.”

Boston.com blog

“She just threw Wes Welker, Deion Branch and the rest of the receivers under the bus.”
MAYBE IT’S GISELE’S FAULT??

Fans are now starting to connect some dots. Hmmm…..They have now realized that Brady hasn’t won the Superbowl since he’s been with Gisele. Maybe both of the Superbowl losses to the Eli and the Giants are her fault!

That would be the case if Brady played bad, but he didn’t. Despite Gisele being a, “Girl and a “super model”, she called it accurately; the wide receivers just…..well…uhh…dropped the ball. Brady played a hell of a game, and fans need to get over it.

However, online company Pawngo agreed with Gisele.  In fact so much so, they dumped 900 lbs of Butterfingers in the center of Boston.  Not sure if they will get fined for that but they sure received a lot of publicity.  I never heard of them until today – and I’m sure the same goes for a million other people who looked them up online.  Their marketing team deserves a raise.

There is always next year. As we all know, fans have short memories. Expect the Boos to come flying at Gillette stadium next year when Gisele shows up to root for her man…and his team.

-COSMO

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