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Kirsten Dunst on Kissing Brad Pitt & her Awful Jeopardy Performance

Most ladies would happily give up one of their nipples just to kiss Brad Pitt. Okay, that might be a slight exaggeration, but you get my point; women love Brad Pitt. So, what is it like to have his lips pressed against yours? Well, Kirsten Dunst has experienced that life changing experience and now is opening up on how magical it was. The star told Bullet magazine,

“It was just a peck. I remember Brad would watch lots of Real World episodes. He had this long hair. He was just a hippie-ish cool dude. Everyone at the time was like, ‘You’re so lucky you kissed Brad Pitt,’ but I thought it was disgusting. I didn’t kiss anyone else until I was 16, I think. I was a late bloomer.”

Wait, what? You mean the experience wasn’t magical? It didn’t change her life forever? She didn’t grow wings or see Jesus? I don’t believe it. She must be thinking of some other hippie-ish cool dude who likes to watch episodes of Real World. I don’t know who that dude might be, but it certainly wasn’t Brad Pitt. Even if Kirsten really did find the kiss disgusting, I wouldn’t exactly trust her judgment. Did anyone see her horrible performance on Celebrity Jeopardy? I know she was only a teenager at the time, but damn gurl, did you not learn anything off screen?

You can view her miserable performance below. She was competing against Joseph Gordon-Levitt and that smart ass kid from, “The Nanny.”

Guess who won? Hint: It wasn’t Kirsten.

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