Farrah Abraham Responds to Charlie Sheen

You all remember Charlie Sheen’s hilarious “letter” he wrote to Farrah Abraham, right? If not, I have inserted the letter down below. If you’ve already read it, it’s worth reading it again because it’s just that awesome.

 “hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. Congrats on surviving your lobotomy and even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

Your daughter must be so proud.

Please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.”

Okay, now that your memories are fresh, let’s get on to the story. Farrah has apparently recovered enough from the beat down to respond to Charlie. Her response is not nearly as great as Sheen’s letter, but hopefully it’s good enough to get him to respond again with another hilarious letter.

The Teen Mom told HollywoodLife,

“I don’t even really care. That’s coming from someone so old and he needs to get his stuff together. I don’t even care. Anything he says doesn’t even make sense to me. He’s meaner than Amanda Bynes. I would never go on an intimate date with Charlie Sheen. He is not really my type at all.”

Oh, Farrah. You might be incredibly stupid, but you are brave. I will give you that. You’re clearly outmatched in this battle and you still keep on fighting. Good for you.