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Tara Reid Attempts To Give Lesson On Sharks

Tara Reid was in the surprise hit movie, ‘Sharknado’ so naturally she just had to appear on Discovery Channel’s Shark Week. She was on “Shark After Dark” which is a live show that comes on every night during Shark Week. Tara was joined by her co-star Ian Ziering and the host of the show, Josh Wolf.

During the show, Tara Reid made one huge embarrassing mistake, she opened her mouth and tried to talk. She started to ramble on about how she did “research” on sharks before coming on the show. She explained that she did the research so that she wouldn’t sound “stupid” during the show.

However, we think her research failed her…

“So I look up sharks on the Internet and I see whale sharks. And I’m like it must mean a whale and a shark had sex. And then I think, well how does a whale and shark have sex? … Because whales are mammals, and sharks are animals. They have nothing to do with each other.

But the difference is that a whale shark is the biggest shark in the ocean. He’s also scary, and then you have the great white, who’s also scary. There are over 400 kinds of sharks but the whale shark is kind of interesting because he’s so mean — he’s like a killer.”

The most amazing part of this whole thing is that she continued to talk out of her ass even though everyone in the room was laughing at her.

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Did she not realize what they were laughing about? I can’t help but wonder what site she got her information from. She sounded like a 1st grader who just learned about something really exciting in class and couldn’t wait to tell her parents about it.

Someone needs to give Tara a gold star for trying.

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