Russell Brand Admits To Giving Man A Hand Job In Bathroom Of A London Pub

Russell Brand has always been known as a sexual kind of person. It’s well known that he likes to have sex, but we all assumed that all that sex was with women.

However, Brand has apparently experimented with a man before on at least one occasion. In a strange podcast interview discovered by RadarOnline, Brand talks about the time he gave a stranger a hand job in the bathroom of a pub.

The 38-year-old comedian claims it was for a British documentary series he was working on that was exploring social taboos. Here is how he remembered the story on the podcast..

“I w**ked off a man in a toilet. I thought, ‘I think of myself as heterosexual but perhaps that’s ‘cause of the environment that I grew up in where homosexuality may have been difficult for me to express.

I trawled around Soho…going (to) various gay bars, gay gyms trying to pick people up with a film crew. I went in this pub and I goes, ‘Anyone want me to wank them off?’ And this bloke goes, ‘Yep’. Like as if I was saying, ‘Does anyone want a packet of crisps from the bar?’

Russell then goes on to explain the horrifying experience in full detail,

“It’s me, him, the director, and…he gets his willy out. And it was not nice. The phallus is…I like mine and you see some others in paintings that look all right but his looked like a rag. I took it betwixt my fingers thusly. It were (sic) like massaging a naked mole rat and it wouldn’t go hard!

And we’re in the toilet with the director standing there filming me and he goes, ‘I think…it would be easier if I was able to touch yours.’”

The rest of the story is just a little too graphic to mention, but it ended 27 minutes later with the dude finally blowing his load all over Brand’s hand. We’re not going to say this this story is surprising considering it is coming from Russell Brand, but damn…what the f–k?

This is a little strange even for him. Where would he have stopped? What if the man asked him to suck the thing? Would he have agreed to do it for the documentary?

It looks like Katy Perry made a wise decision.