Kate Upton Finally Joins Instagram, Instantly Creates World’s Greatest Virtual Spank Bank
Now this is a bank that I actually want to join. Hidden fees? I don’t care. Hold my check for three business days? No problem. Rude bank tellers? Oh, it’s okay. They’re just having a bad day!
The official Kate Upton Spank Bank is now open for business, and you will find a box of Kleenex at every corner. The 21-year-old model finally made an Instagram account last week. It’s hard to believe she hadn’t had one before now, but good things come to those who wait.
Like we said, she just launched the Instagram account last week, so there are only a handful of photos on there at the moment. But the photos that are on there were hot enough to bring in almost 500,000 followers.
Photos like this…
And this…
How lovely, right? She even shared a very special photo she took with Bruce Jenner!
What a lucky man-woman he is. Anyway, you can view all of the photos by clicking here. We can only hope she starts showing more pictures of her breasts. I mean, her face is nice and all, but her face didn’t get her 500,000 followers.
