Madonna Shows Off Her Disgusting Armpit Hair In New Instagram Photo

We all know Madonna enjoys being different. She claims she does it to show people it’s alright to be different, but I think she just does it for attention. She’s just an older and more talented version of Miley Cyrus, at least to me.

Anyway, the 55-year-old singer posted a really strange photo to her Instagram account yesterday. She was dressed in a lacy black bra and a bow tie, which doesn’t sound so bad, right? Wrong!

Her healthy-looking breasts proved to be no match for the hairy mess hiding out in her armpit. We’re not sure if the hair is legit, but does it really matter?

She captioned the photo seen down below, “Long hair…… Don’t Care!!!!!! #artforfreedom #rebelheart #revolutionoflove,”

What the f–k is that? I know I might piss off a lot of women, but I don’t find armpit hair attractive. And before you start calling me horribly offensive names, let me just explain myself.

Madonna told Harper’s Bazaar the following back in 2011…

“[G]oing to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn’t fit into that. So I decided to do the opposite. I refused to wear makeup, to have a hairstyle. I refused to shave. I had hairy armpits. The boys in my school would make fun of me. ‘Hairy monster.’ You know, things like that.

Straight men did not find me attractive. I think they were scared of me because I was different. I’ve always asked, ‘Why? Why do I have to do that? Why do I have to look this way? Why do I have to dress this way? Why do I have to behave this way?'”

That’s fine. If she wants to have hairy armpits, that’s cool with me. I would never call her a “hairy monster” because of it. The boys who did that were clearly douchebags. However, I just don’t understand the point she is trying to make. Am I pig because I find hairy armpits disgusting?

I don’t even like my own armpit hair! I take care of my hairy monster. I don’t have a f–king Chia Pet growing in my armpit. What’s the big deal? People are attracted to different things. I am sure there are a few straight men out there who would love to blow their load on a hairy armpit.

I am not one of those men, and I don’t think that’s a bad thing. Some girls are only attracted to guys with big muscles. Some guys are only attracted to girls with big breasts. It’s just the way the world works.

I just don’t see why it’s “cool” to be different just because you want to be different. Does that make sense? I feel like I am not making any sense, which would not be unusual.

Basically, I can understand not shaving your underarm hair if you just absolutely hate doing it. If shaving your underarm hair makes you uncomfortable, then don’t do it.

But if you refuse to shave just for the sake of being different? That doesn’t make any sense to me.