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Serena Williams Shows Off ‘Dat Juicy Bootay On The Beach (PHOTOS)

Watch out, folks! Serena Williams’ booty is out, and it is ready to claim its next victim. The 32-year-old tennis star hit the beach down in Miami the other day, and she showed off her impressive body.

She rocked a teal bikini top with a colorful print bikini bottom.

She looks great, huh? Sure, she could probably squeeze your penis off with her butt cheeks, but we’re sure she only does that if she feels threatened. Just don’t ever sneak up behind her.

Serena also recently talked with Fitness magazine, and she opened up about her famous curves.

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“When I was young I thought I should be built more like an athlete—long and lean—not with a womanly figure. But then people my age started coming up to me and saying, ‘I love you because of the way you look.’ That was really motivating.

So I learned to be proud of my curves and embrace my large boobs.  It’s all about loving who you are and realizing that you’re beautiful.”

You tell ’em, gurl! Forget about the haters. Some people just can’t handle something so majestic…

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I feel like I need to get on my knees and start praying to Lord Serena Booty. It can hear my dirty thoughts. Please forgive me, Serena’s booty. I am a weak man, and I don’t deserve something as special as you.