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Remember 50 Cent’s Terrible First Pitch? Find Out Why He’s Blaming It On Masturbation

The first pitch that had everyone talking earlier in the week is now old news; however, 50 Cent just offered up an explanation for the terrible pitch.

No, he didn’t blame it on the wind. The ball wasn’t wet, and his shoulder wasn’t sore from working out in the gym the night before. The 38-year-old rapper hopped on Reddit the other day to participate in an “Ask Me Anything” interview.

And of course, someone asked him about this disgusting throw.

His excuse? Excessive masturbation. He told the curious Redditor the following…

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“I have a skeletal muscle injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation so take it easy lol.”

I’ve been there, Mr. Cent. When I was 15, I jerked it so much that I couldn’t even stir the chocolate syrup into my 2% milk. It was terrible. It all just settled down at the bottom of the glass. Never again.