Chubby Chris Brown has a Better Life Than You – Fat and Fabulous Pics Inside

Usually people come out of jail and they are either skinny or just jacked.   You know the expression, “Three hots and a Cot” which refers to three hot meals and a lot of rest.  That’s used to describe your prison stint along with hitting the gym which equates to typically the best shape of your life…unless you are Chris Brown.  Upscale prisons might be a little different.  It looks like Chris Brown got more like 6 gourmet meals and some pastries.

When he was released I could see the weight gain in his face but until these shirtless photos hit the web, we had no idea just how chubby Chris has gotten. He’s not fat, he’s just regular and we are not used to anything about C-Breezi being “regular”.

These photos you see were snapped in St Tropez where Chris was doing a little relaxing  before going to work. [more…]

CHRIS STILL HAS A BETTER LIFE THAN YOU

Although Karrueche was no where to be seen, Chris as you would expect did have some bikini-dips with him.

AND OF COURSE….SOME TOYS.  

It’s not all play for Brown.  He let his fans know he would be performing in South France and Spain on twitter,

Team Breezy I’m headed over to South Of France and Marbella, Spain this week, French Rivera get ready!!!!’

JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT WHAT YOUNG, TRIM FLY CHRIS BROWN LOOKED LIKE…

AND JUST IN CASE IN THE LAST 3 SECONDS YOU FORGOT HE WAS STILL FABULOUS

This was Chris spotted before leaving for St. Tropez in the IDGA – FAYM Mobile.  (I don’t Give a F- -K About You Mobile).