Gwyneth Paltrow’s Lengthy Interview With Howard Stern Proves She Can Be Likeable!

Looking back, I am not sure if we have ever posted a positive story about Gwyneth Paltrow. It just has been so difficult trying to find that one redeeming quality. She just seems like such a miserable and snobby person. She seems like that one lady in the neighborhood who would call the cops on you for leaving your Christmas lights on after Christmas.

However, during a recent interview with Howard Stern, Paltrow managed to win us over. She was funny, down-to-earth, self-deprecating, and she talked about giving blow jobs. She also tried to explain what “conscious uncoupling” means:

“The idea is you try to do it with minimal acrimony and you say, ‘Look, we have kids, we’re always going to be a family and let’s try to find all the positives in our relationship, all the things that brought us together, the friendship.’ We actually have a really strong friendship and we laugh and we have fun. But there are times when it’s really difficult and things happen and you’re like, ‘I’m sure he doesn’t want to hang out with me and I don’t want to hang out with him.’ But for the sake of the kids you do it. But you also don’t do it all tense.”

You see? That actually makes a lot of sense. She just needs to work on giving it a better title. Instead of “conscious uncoupling,” she should just call it, “Being a good parent to your kids.”

And while we are on the subject of her failed marriage, Gwyneth also announced that she would be totally cool with Jennifer Lawrence dating Chris Martin, even after Howard Stern handed her some bait. Stern asked her if Jennifer Lawrence would be an issue, “Why is it going to be an issue?” Paltrow asked.

“Because you don’t want your kids exposed to someone who’s a maniac.” Stern replied. And that’s when Paltrow decided to play nice…

“But I respect him as the father of my children and it’s his life and it’s his decision. And I do think he loves the kids so much and I don’t think he’d be with someone who wasn’t great. And if I’m wrong, I’ll come back here and tell you.”

The actress also talked about her relationship with Brad Pitt. She revealed that she “fell in love” with Pitt on the set of the 1995 film, Seven. “He was so gorgeous and sweet and, I mean, he was Brad Pitt, you know?” She said. She also explained that the couple decided to call things off after getting engaged, and according to Paltrow, it was mainly because her head was still located inside her ass.

And finally, let’s talk about the blow jobs we promised earlier in this post. Last year, Chelsea Handler revealed that Paltrow gave one of her friends some interesting advice one day. Apparently, the friend got in a fight with her husband, and Paltrow responded by saying, “Whatever you’re doing, do the opposite. If you feel angry, go at him with love and you give him a blow job.”

Obviously, Stern loved this advice and applauded her wonderful relationship tips about pleasuring the tip. Paltrow added to her advice by saying, “You don’t have to always fight. Be a girl. Show him that he’s a man, and it’s a good thing energetically to do.”